Comments from the Trip
I have been horrible about blogging lately, but I want you all to know that I am going to try to do some more blog posts about the trip. I have circulated photos to some of you, but I will be trying to do some city-specific posts on here to highlight some of the cool things we did. We went lots of places, and so far I've liked Chuck's reaction the best: when I asked him if he looked at the photos I'd sent him he said, "yes, I looked at some of them." "And?" I asked. He shook his head. "You went to some weird fucking places."
So without further ado, here are the funny comments from the trip...the ones I can remember anyway!
"What's your name? Prozac?" "Um, whatever you want officer."
"What the fuck is this? I was here...but not as a faggot!"
"I think we should go to Subway."
"I was in my kitchen. I was cleaning a dish, but I heard something, so I came out."
"We're starting up a new minor league ballclub. The San Francisco Shiftyfucks!"
"I'm not giving you a menu because you are getting the 72oz steak. Period."
"Wow. That was a real tour de force."
"Why don't you have a cup of shut the fuck up!"
"Welcome to the Bellagio Valet, now staffed entirely by Fraggles, hee hee hee hee."
"I'm hitting this like a disobedient girlfriend."
"Lesson one: Don't try to pick up chicks at the pool when you are fully clothed from head to toe."
"Isn't anyone worried about the sub-prime mortgage problem?"
"Shut up, Kensington."
I'm sure I've missed a bunch, but that's what I can think of for now.