You Have to Read a Little Slower Jenn...

I was checking my email today and as the AOL home page came up I quickly clicked on my mailbox. While I waited for the page to load, I caught a glimpse of a headline that was talking about Andrea Yates - that woman who murdered all her kids. And I thought that the page said, "Andrea Yates to marry again" and I was like "Who the fuck would marry her?" and I clicked back and realized that it said, "Andrea Yates' ex to marry again".

And all is right with the universe again.